Mom took me to the park today. I got to run through the prairie, which I love to do. I love the smells of the different animals, and I like to look for the bunnies. I was exploring the tall grass when suddenly I smelled something wonderful! The smell was so amazing I just had to roll myself in it. As I was rolling, I suddenly hear mom yelling "NOOOOOOO, get up!!!" But why mom, why? The smell is wonderful, can't you smell it? Not only did she yell at me, she wiped the black stuff off of my face. Then, to my horror, she threatened me with a bath!! I didn't think she would actually do it because we didn't go to the pet store, we went to grandma's. I knew I was in for it when I wasn't allowed inside. Mom went in and a couple of minutes later she came out with the shampoo. I was devastated. It wasn't just that I had to get a bath, it was also that it was outside with the hose! I kept trying to get away, but it was not working. I thought I smelled nice, but she said I was a stinky dog. Humans! They sure don't know what smells good!
Mom's not mad anymore and I've forgiven her for the bath. All is well. :)